few are hilarious.....some kick to the mind...many consist of medical words...all of u many not understand it..
1) If a maharashtrian person has face similar to cow; what will be his surname?
A- GAYYTONDE.
2) which gun can be eaten?
A- Bai-gun
3) Khali chai ki pyali ko kya bolenge?
A- Emp-tea (empty) cup
4) In a plane, a girl says Hi to a guy; suddenly security was alerted...why?
A- Bcos name of the boy was jack..(Girl called him HIZACK..)
5) After applying which oil u can jump from height without getting hurt????
A- Parachute
6) If Bret lee becomes very predictable in his bowing then what will u call him?
A- Obvious-lee
7) Where do red colored tigers live?
A- Lal-bagh.
8) Which gun vomits fire?
A- Dragun...(Dragon)
9) IF bile is not stored in gall bladder and it is free flowing then what would u call it?
A- Mobile
10) After drinking which milk one becomes cool and handsome?
A- GOKUL
11) If a boy is not affected with electric current then what would be his name?
A- Ashok (A-Shock)
12) If a woman doesn't know meaning of tomorrow then what would be her name?
A- Kalyani (Kal-yani)
13) What would u call knees of a child?
A- Kidney (KID-KNEE)
14) How did zebra defeated lion in a fight?
A- Bcos he had BLACK BELT
15) Which wine is used as spice in India?
A- अजवाइन (AJ-WINE)
16) When girls went on strike; why did boys marry them?
A- bcos they were shouting (हमारी मांगे पूरी करो )
17) If Herman baweza resides in Germany; what would be his new name?
A- German baweza
18) Why should we Read book written by nelson only on Monday?
A- Bcos नेल्सन मनडेला
19) what would u call a chinese girls who is mentally ill?
A- पगली (pug-lee)
20) What would u call a person who bets twice on thing?
A- Diabetic (Di-a-bet-ic)
21) What is difference between apple and orange?
A- Orange is orange but apple is not apple (m talking abt colour)
22) What would u call group of lions?
A- Ganglion (Gang-lion)
A- Obvious-lee
7) Where do red colored tigers live?
A- Lal-bagh.
8) Which gun vomits fire?
A- Dragun...(Dragon)
9) IF bile is not stored in gall bladder and it is free flowing then what would u call it?
A- Mobile
10) After drinking which milk one becomes cool and handsome?
A- GOKUL
11) If a boy is not affected with electric current then what would be his name?
A- Ashok (A-Shock)
12) If a woman doesn't know meaning of tomorrow then what would be her name?
A- Kalyani (Kal-yani)
13) What would u call knees of a child?
A- Kidney (KID-KNEE)
14) How did zebra defeated lion in a fight?
A- Bcos he had BLACK BELT
15) Which wine is used as spice in India?
A- अजवाइन (AJ-WINE)
16) When girls went on strike; why did boys marry them?
A- bcos they were shouting (हमारी मांगे पूरी करो )
17) If Herman baweza resides in Germany; what would be his new name?
A- German baweza
18) Why should we Read book written by nelson only on Monday?
A- Bcos नेल्सन मनडेला
19) what would u call a chinese girls who is mentally ill?
A- पगली (pug-lee)
20) What would u call a person who bets twice on thing?
A- Diabetic (Di-a-bet-ic)
21) What is difference between apple and orange?
A- Orange is orange but apple is not apple (m talking abt colour)
22) What would u call group of lions?
A- Ganglion (Gang-lion)
23) Why Amitabh and Shashi Kapoor always keep on fighting?
A- Bcos they are in Deewar...(D-war)
24) Why should NSAIDS be made first line drug for treatment of TB?
A- Bcos they are Kochs (COX) inhibitors..
25) Which Chinese female can fly?
A- Titt-lee (titlee)
26) From which disease do people of Rome suffer from?
A- Synd-rome
27) If urinary bladder would have been spherical in shape; what would it be called?
A- GOL- Baldder
28) If clapping is prohibited in a function; who would be organizer of the function?
A- TALI-BAN
29) What would u call green mango?
A- HARAM (Hara-aam)
30) Which pulse can be cooked on moon?
A- Moon-g-daal (Moongdal)
31) which game can be played with help of knees?
A- Tennis (ten-knees)
32) which spice is bright?
A- TEZ PATTA
33) Which TV is operated by hand?
A- DIGITAL TV
34) What would u call a girl who is not cute?
A- Acute
35) जिसके शरीर में खून नही है; उसे क्या कहेंगे?
A- नाखून।
36) What type of food should a 45 yrs old male eat?
A- FORTIFIED
37) on applying which deodorant one gets injured?
A- AXE
38) Which channel can be seen on black & white TV?
A- Colours
39) Which TV channel can be seen only in the night?
A- Start TV
40) If today is ur b'day and u will give party 2mrow then what is this called?
A- Particle (पार्टी कल )
41) whenever Om puri meets shubha mudgal; he starts rrunning..why?
A- bcos she says...Haurry Om Hurry.. (हरी ओम हरी )
42) IF one is lost alone on his cylce then what would u call him?
A- Cyclone
43) Which Fume do we like to smell?
A- Perfume
44) What is pain is spine called?
A- Spinach
45) If one writes letter "R" 5 times on a paper then paper burnt..why?
A- Bcos it emmitted FIRE..(5R)
46) Which tea is popular in China?
A- Teaching (Tea-Ching)
A- Bcos they are in Deewar...(D-war)
24) Why should NSAIDS be made first line drug for treatment of TB?
A- Bcos they are Kochs (COX) inhibitors..
25) Which Chinese female can fly?
A- Titt-lee (titlee)
26) From which disease do people of Rome suffer from?
A- Synd-rome
27) If urinary bladder would have been spherical in shape; what would it be called?
A- GOL- Baldder
28) If clapping is prohibited in a function; who would be organizer of the function?
A- TALI-BAN
29) What would u call green mango?
A- HARAM (Hara-aam)
30) Which pulse can be cooked on moon?
A- Moon-g-daal (Moongdal)
31) which game can be played with help of knees?
A- Tennis (ten-knees)
32) which spice is bright?
A- TEZ PATTA
33) Which TV is operated by hand?
A- DIGITAL TV
34) What would u call a girl who is not cute?
A- Acute
35) जिसके शरीर में खून नही है; उसे क्या कहेंगे?
A- नाखून।
36) What type of food should a 45 yrs old male eat?
A- FORTIFIED
37) on applying which deodorant one gets injured?
A- AXE
38) Which channel can be seen on black & white TV?
A- Colours
39) Which TV channel can be seen only in the night?
A- Start TV
40) If today is ur b'day and u will give party 2mrow then what is this called?
A- Particle (पार्टी कल )
41) whenever Om puri meets shubha mudgal; he starts rrunning..why?
A- bcos she says...Haurry Om Hurry.. (हरी ओम हरी )
42) IF one is lost alone on his cylce then what would u call him?
A- Cyclone
43) Which Fume do we like to smell?
A- Perfume
44) What is pain is spine called?
A- Spinach
45) If one writes letter "R" 5 times on a paper then paper burnt..why?
A- Bcos it emmitted FIRE..(5R)
46) Which tea is popular in China?
A- Teaching (Tea-Ching)
